SEGA Confirms Real Hedgehog Couldn't Actually Run That Fast

SEGA has finally validated the long-held fan theory that Sonic the Hedgehog’s abilities do not reflect what a real hedgehog is biologically capable of.

hard-drive.net

Feb 13, 2023 · 10:00 PM UTC

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KingMike273 · Feb 13, 2023 · 10:01 PM UTC

KingMike273

@KingMike273

13 Feb 2023

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Obviously it wouldn’t. Sonic is a videogame character, and isn’t a representation of real life. Was this article necessary?

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Flex · Feb 13, 2023 · 10:19 PM UTC

Flex @DSPgamingREAL

13 Feb 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

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Blackhole sun won't you come & wash away the Nazis · Feb 13, 2023 · 10:11 PM UTC

Blackhole sun won't you come & wash away the Nazis @N0__S0ul

13 Feb 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

and here I was under the impression that hedgehogs were superluminal...

Can't remember · Feb 13, 2023 · 10:06 PM UTC

Can't remember @TheBert89

13 Feb 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Lies. How much did 'DOCTOR' Robotnik (who is probably in the pocket of BIG PHARMA and BIG ROBOTICS and probably isn't a real DOCTOR) pay you to tweet this 🤔