Aging Gamer Requests Atomic Purple CPAP Machine

GLEN ELLYN, Ill. — After recently developing chronic sleep apnea, aging gamer Sarah Aldridge requested that her newly prescribed CPAP machine come in atomic purple…

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Ian Felix · Feb 5, 2023 · 7:15 PM UTC

Ian Felix @BebopDx

5 Feb 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

I tired of this mystery “sleek and modern design” for I can see them electric guts!

🐻 𝖀𝖗𝖘𝖚𝖘 𝕬𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖆𝖝𝖎𝖘 🐻 · Feb 5, 2023 · 11:17 PM UTC

🐻 𝖀𝖗𝖘𝖚𝖘 𝕬𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖆𝖝𝖎𝖘 🐻 @HighExarchYrel

5 Feb 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Surprised at the amount of people in the comments who need a CPAP

Rubber gloves · Feb 5, 2023 · 4:05 PM UTC

Rubber gloves @BepisJohnson

5 Feb 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Misread "CPAP" as "CRAP".