I’m for one grateful you repost things because I needed the laugh that “Every time I see the billboard declaring our center ‘Home of the Bellsprout that fucks!’ I feel like a liar.” - gave me.

The trainer can ignore his or her Bellsprout all they want, but it's only a matter of time before Officer Jenny breaks down the door to their house and orders them to pay the Day Care couple for their services, which aren't gonna come cheap.

I hate to be the 🤓 guy but when the article says EVs, I think it’s suppose to be IVs. IVs are innate to a Pokémon at its birth, while EVs are acquired through training.

O_O

Rattata and Bellsprout aren't even in the same Egg Group, and you spelled Rattata wrong, and that's the Kalos Route 7 daycare, and wait what are you doing stop get out of my apartment what the h-

I bet Bellsprout gives great head tho

Let’s be honest, Bellsprout is the bottom

of course the route's number is 34

Then Bellsprout better give its trainer a shiny kid