No Miyazaki! The factory owners live in the mansions! The mansions Miyazaki! They don't go in the factories! Note: This tweet is not condoning or advocating anything; I am merely stating that factory owners will always build new factories but they never step foot in them.

The punch line of this article really hits the hardest, read it

After Earwig and the Witch, yeah he's right to blow up that cinema.

Skipping dialogue

Embrace the way of The Painted Lady

Miyazaki would never say that. He doesn’t speak English.

We have no choice but to stan

NO NOT THE AXIS CHEMICAL PLANT

Best jokes always in the article itself

I see he read the book lol