Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag): "Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now” https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/ubisoft-cancels-every-game-in-production-fuck-it-we-make-dog-food-now/" | nitter

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

31 Jan 2023

Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now”

Video game publisher Ubisoft abruptly canceled every game they had in production today, announcing a rapid pivot into dog food manufacturing.

Jan 31, 2023 · 2:00 PM UTC

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Samantha J. Foster Composer

@sjfostersound

31 Jan 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Chorizo in Far Cry 6 is cute!

Eric H @TesseractUnfold

31 Jan 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

-- Almost everything they make is already a dog's dinner, so...

Nick

@HaloMillennium

1 Feb 2023

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Ubisoft to rebrand as Yubisoft

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Matt Without Fear @MattTichbon

31 Jan 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Whoa whoa stick to parody; none of this real world reporting please.

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I play games @G_Obertron

31 Jan 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Thought they were making reverse Viagra?

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Mostly Dharhix but also MadJack @TheMadJack

1 Feb 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag @TechradarJames

Shower curtains would have been funnier, I think, but it's still not a bad one. XD

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Levente O_o @WayTooSpeedy

1 Feb 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Not far off the 'Dog shit' they've been making til this point

Georg @irgei

31 Jan 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Even then there won't be a Splinter Cell flavored dogfood variant...

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PicmipPixel @PicmipPixel

1 Feb 2023

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it was already dog sh1t quality

Nathan Reitan @NathanReitan

1 Feb 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Ah yes. The strike is making sense now!