Remember. Republicans learned everything about this guy is a lie and gave him MORE power over your lives.

George Santos' uncle works at game freak and showed him how to catch Mew

Pfffff, that's nothing, I unlocked Gandolf on Mario Kart 64. His special ability doesn't let players pass him.

ALRIGHT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW! HE COULD LIE ABOUT HIS FINANCES, HIS MOTHER, HIS CURRENT PERSONAL LIFE, HIS LEVEL OF EDUCATION, BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF HE DRAGS SUPER SMASH BROS INTO THIS! ARREST THIS FIEND IMMEDIATELY AND TAKE HIM TO THE GALLOWS!

They would absolutely be the type to claim they unlocked Sonic in Super Smash Bros Melee!

This guy can give you material forever.

Wait did I go to the same elementary school as this dude then? 😒

george riding around on Yoshi in Super Mario 64 over here

So that’s what happened to Timmy in 1st grade…always knew he was a prick