Breaking: Ninjas Have Kidnapped President Joe Biden With Remarkable Ease

The White House confirmed that President Biden was kidnapped by ninjas this morning, adding that it didn’t seem that difficult for them.

Jan 22, 2023 · 4:00 PM UTC

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Dementia Gaming · Jan 22, 2023 · 10:00 PM UTC

Dementia Gaming @Dementia_gaming

22 Jan 2023

,"guys the president, go get him"

therealDonkeyKong · Jan 22, 2023 · 5:37 PM UTC

therealDonkeyKong @KonkyDong18

22 Jan 2023

Don’t worry I’ll save him. I’m a bad dude

sky 🔞🌻🪷⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ · Jan 22, 2023 · 4:02 PM UTC

sky 🔞🌻🪷⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ @skyflowyr

22 Jan 2023

Jude · Jan 22, 2023 · 4:26 PM UTC

Jude @thethejude

22 Jan 2023

ExigaNail:Be Bi, Hop on Bluesky · Jan 22, 2023 · 4:10 PM UTC

ExigaNail:Be Bi, Hop on Bluesky @ExigaNail

22 Jan 2023

You'd think a Chipp player would know how to deal with ninjas...

Angrenost Hobbies · Jan 22, 2023 · 4:10 PM UTC

Angrenost Hobbies @AngrenostH

22 Jan 2023

GIF

FGG|🇦🇲 biso.bsky.social · Jan 22, 2023 · 4:57 PM UTC

FGG|🇦🇲 biso.bsky.social @Bisogre

22 Jan 2023

he let himself be captured by ninjas obviously