Twitter Report Reveals Musk Keeps Sink on Retainer With Six-Figure Salary

A leaked report from Twitter revealed that CEO Elon Musk keeps the infamous sink from a Twitter joke on retainer with a six-figure salary.

Jan 8, 2023 · 2:00 PM UTC

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Salen Stormwing · Jan 8, 2023 · 3:30 PM UTC

Salen Stormwing @salen_stormwing

8 Jan 2023

I noticed he's spent a lot less time stealing your memes at least. That was probably the Sink's addition to Elon's staff.

Sam “State Bad” Humphreys 🏴🚩 · Jan 8, 2023 · 2:15 PM UTC

Sam “State Bad” Humphreys 🏴🚩 @RhetoricalHype

8 Jan 2023

Has he tried to impregnate it yet?

GargamelLeNoir · Jan 10, 2023 · 9:10 AM UTC

GargamelLeNoir @GargamelLeNoir

10 Jan 2023

Ooh I'm sorry guys you misread the report, it said "simp", not "sink".

Stebosaurus · Jan 8, 2023 · 2:06 PM UTC

Stebosaurus @Stebosaurus_

8 Jan 2023

A Literal money sink

Nate Dogg, Esq. · Jan 8, 2023 · 2:15 PM UTC

Nate Dogg, Esq. @NothinButN8

8 Jan 2023

Let that sink in 😳

ターボ · Jan 8, 2023 · 7:32 PM UTC

ターボ @papaoyabun

8 Jan 2023

After that ending, can't wait for the sink to make an account revenge leaking how much the bots earn to reply to Elon's tweets positively

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Shadon · Jan 8, 2023 · 2:02 PM UTC

Shadon @Shadon1010

8 Jan 2023

It's literally and metaphorically his vanity project

maddy · Jan 8, 2023 · 2:27 PM UTC

maddy @DuckMasterX

8 Jan 2023

Only cause he got it pregnant