Why don’t you just kill Adam Sandler? He can’t press the button if he had lead in his skull. He drops that thing or stumbles he is fucked

That dumb fucking moron never looked in the click menu. I might've been able to just turn auto fast forward off. God I fucking hate that movie, what a dumbass

All the weapons except the Master Sword in Breath of the Wild. 😈

Best listicle of all time

Katie, come back. 💔

@luffster0 @OutOfIdeas15

Colour me intrigued

Why his face so smooth

the article is incorrect. The remote never malfunctioned. It had the feature of learning its user’s preferences. So since he once fast forwarded his sexy time with Kate Beckinsale for whatever dumb reason, now the remote will always do that for him.