pedants and fake fans will say he has the wrong date as if doug lore does not dictate that doug gets his cassandra seizures where he speaks in tongues and has horrid visions exactly one year off every time due to the bluffington water supply being particularly high in sulfur 🙄

If only Quailman had been there!

What, the date I decided to jump into Twitter? How flattering

Low hanging fruit and you got the year wrong. Of course it was so traumatic you surely never forget right? Douglas you bone head.