Timmy and Tommy Nook Arrested for Insider Trading After Selling Turnips to Each Other

NEW YORK — Timmy and Tommy Nook, owners and operators of Nook’s Cranny, were arrested for insider trading of turnips this past Thursday, according to…

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Hooy🏳️‍🌈 · Jan 11, 2023 · 12:35 AM UTC

Hooy🏳️‍🌈 @HooyArt

11 Jan 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Are we seriously not gonna investigate that Boar Family for having a disproportionate amount of control in the Stalk Market scene?

Andromeda · Jan 6, 2023 · 12:04 AM UTC

Andromeda @mazapandromeda

6 Jan 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

knew these little shits were up to something