Santa's Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of Crunch

NORTH POLE — As Christmas nears, Santa’s elves and their families are starting to feel the effects of the modern toy economy as they enter…

Dec 25, 2022 · 12:00 AM UTC

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BRIE · Dec 25, 2022 · 12:02 AM UTC

BRIE @SKTBRIE

25 Dec 2022

The crunch isn't intense enough if they still have time to think about their families

Cheesecake Enjoyer · Dec 25, 2022 · 12:03 AM UTC

Cheesecake Enjoyer @luck_myst3r

25 Dec 2022

The elves wouldnt have to crunch if the kids did more crime 👍