Dammit, why isn't there a moat around him? I know he's not wearing cargo shorts or Crocs for the standard threat display but still, you should know by now he'll mansplain if any female comes close to his enclosure and voices an opinion.

Except to see this headline from the Babylon bee in 72 hours

imagine he's lookin around at all the tourists and speaking like he's from the 1870s

This is gonna make for an excellent meme response

this seems to have been shared outside the harddrive bubble if you look at the comments

Hard drive stop this is too real

i'm gonna go and give it pronouns

Been saying this since the 90s

wow hard drive conspiracy theorist ?

inb4 people judge on the headline without actually reading the article