Opinion: My Friend Pedro Is a Dangerous Game That Will Inspire Children to Backflip in Slow Motion While Perfectly Head-Shotting Six Guys in Succession hard-drive.net/devolver-digi…

Dear Hard Drive: The Console Wars Have Turned My Sons Against Each Other, and I Fear It May End in...

Fuck! That sounds shitty. I don’t know. Ground their asses.

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Dec 20, 2022 · 2:00 PM UTC

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Replying to @HardDriveMag @deadtoast_com
Good side : they will master pans, skateboards and bananas very well. Who knows the amazing future ahead of them !
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What prompted you to write about this game right now in particular?
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The good news is they’ll get tired of it after about an hour and never want to do it again
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Replying to @HardDriveMag @devolverdigital
Can we have a moment of silence please
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gud game indeed
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it's true, this happened to my friend pedro
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How is that dangerous? My 3 year old daughter does this with her eyes closed
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the children are going to start doing backflips while jumping in slow motion, through a window getting a perfect headshot on baddies