Within minutes of firing up Mario's Tennis:

ALL THREE?!

I rented one of those from Blockbuster back in the day and they made me sign so much paperwork you’d think they were handing me top-secret govt. tech. All that to spend 15 min watching a blurry red Mario play tennis and give me the worst headache of my life.

So long as one of the games is Waterworld.

Why did they make it just red lines? Is there some science behind it?

This one's a banger.

I had a Virtualboy as a kid and didn’t know it gave people headaches until college. Played it for years with no problems.

Finally, I can play that Wario Land game as it was intended by destroying my eyes instead of relying on emulation to have a normal color palette.

It doesn't even have Jack Bros, what a rip off