Monsters, Inc. Switches Back to Screams Following Amazon Buyout

Andy Jassy announced that the tech conglomerate will be officially acquiring Monsters, Inc. and switching them back to screams.

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Dec 10, 2022 · 2:00 PM UTC

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Mike · Dec 10, 2022 · 2:03 PM UTC

Mike @sabrethemoment

10 Dec 2022

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We scare because we care

N1 Fan · Dec 10, 2022 · 2:02 PM UTC

N1 Fan @UselessDck

10 Dec 2022

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Finally! It's good seeing the company go back to it's roots!

SonicX796 · Dec 10, 2022 · 7:33 PM UTC

SonicX796 @SonicX796

10 Dec 2022

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Lmao

figment of your imagination · Dec 10, 2022 · 2:10 PM UTC

figment of your imagination @Tasos500

10 Dec 2022

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I heard they're also gonna harness their tears and market them as an "alternative energy source".

Charl · Dec 10, 2022 · 2:01 PM UTC

Charl @CeceTheSkunk

10 Dec 2022

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its the screams of all the workers

There's the Spooky! 🐀 · Dec 10, 2022 · 8:09 PM UTC

There's the Spooky! 🐀 @tomastehgreat

10 Dec 2022

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Jeff's laugh wouldn't count anyways.

Bradley Tillett · Dec 11, 2022 · 6:06 AM UTC

Bradley Tillett @BradleyTillett3

11 Dec 2022

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Amazon has also found a way to recycle the workers' pee bottles as a renewable energy source

Banzai Kaim 🇫🇮 · Dec 10, 2022 · 3:27 PM UTC

Banzai Kaim 🇫🇮 @BootyHunterEyy

10 Dec 2022

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Monsters Inc had to make this difficult choice as profits have been sinking, following the difficulty of replicating TikTok humor for the present youth