Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag): "Elon Musk Forced to Lay Off 50% of Monkey Workforce He Planned on Murdering https://hard-drive.net/elon-musk-forced-to-lay-off-50-of-monkey-workforce-he-planned-on-murdering/" | nitter

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

8 Dec 2022

Elon Musk Forced to Lay Off 50% of Monkey Workforce He Planned on Murdering hard-drive.net/elon-musk-for…

Elon Musk Forced to Lay Off 50% of Monkey Workforce He Planned on Murdering

Elon Musk announced that his company Neuralink was forced to lay off 50% of its monkey employees that he was planning on murdering.

Dec 8, 2022 · 2:00 PM UTC

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here be thoughts @Akunkuopiniku

8 Dec 2022

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How DARE You insult elon musk like that!

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dragoneer.bsky.social @Dragoneer

8 Dec 2022

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He planned on killing the emerald miners?

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🦎 UnitedFurs 🦎 | VTuber @MFarstrider

8 Dec 2022

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big cool @boyoguuna

8 Dec 2022

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All monkeys report that they have already been through “extremely hardcore” experiences

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𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗺 @treehousez

8 Dec 2022

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Joe Winner @capitalismflop

8 Dec 2022

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Joe Winner @capitalismflop

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Replying to @Reuters @rachael_levy @specialreports

New theorem just dropped: An infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually all be murdered by a sociopathic billionaire manchild going through a midlife crisis.

SmugDampe @SmugDampe

8 Dec 2022

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Thankfully they are hiring infinite monkeys at the Hamlet Factory

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Hannah 🍒 @5ilentArt

8 Dec 2022

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Can you use this one to bully him off the platform again?

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