DEAL ALERT: This Cursed PS5 Costs No Money But Has, Shall We Say, a Different Cost hard-drive.net/deal-alert-th…

Dec 4, 2022 · 4:00 PM UTC

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Id take it at this point tbh
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Getting your soul stolen is infinitely more desirable than having to sign up for a Ubisoft account
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but does it contain Potassium Benzoate? cause that's bad
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Read the last paragraph, hard pass
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You fool. I have signed away my soul for a copy of Assassin's Creed 2 on PC years ago. The eldritch horror simply live inside me, I chant the secret 6-digit 2-Factor Authentication code everyday.
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It only runs gta 5
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Look, I'm sure it's cheap, but I'm not gonna pay for something with bitcoin. Ever.
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The PS5 contains potassium benzoate.
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It has a Bloodborne Remaster on it, but it can't be copied to anything else and can't be played.
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I can tolerate selling my soul to the Devil but I draw the line at creating a Ubisoft account
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