Dozens of Goombas Trampled and Stomped During Coconut Mall Black Friday Sale

Dozens of Goombas were separated, trampled, and stomped out of existence during this year’s annual Black Friday sale.

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Nov 25, 2022 · 2:00 PM UTC

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the milkman · Nov 25, 2022 · 2:06 PM UTC

the milkman @MilkOnAWalk

25 Nov 2022

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Yoo hard drive verified? Real checkmark?? For free???

UnChecked Passive Aggression · Nov 25, 2022 · 4:00 PM UTC

UnChecked Passive Aggression @discochew

25 Nov 2022

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I showed up a few minutes before opening, but brought a shell with me and just kicked it at the line. It worked great until it bounced off the doors and took me out too.

Exalt 🇵🇸 · Nov 25, 2022 · 2:23 PM UTC

Exalt 🇵🇸 @phoexalt47

25 Nov 2022

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D.F.F. · Nov 25, 2022 · 2:29 PM UTC

D.F.F. @DeepFriedFaces

25 Nov 2022

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Why you posting at 6:30am bro

RibShark · Nov 25, 2022 · 8:03 PM UTC

RibShark @RibShark

25 Nov 2022

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this is factually inaccurate no goomba's have ever been spotted in coconut mall