Hard Drive · Nov 18, 2022 · 4:00 PM UTC

Hard Drive · Nov 18, 2022 · 4:00 PM UTC

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

18 Nov 2022

Musk Reports Record Profit as Twitter Owner After Finding $5 in Cushion of Jack Dorsey’s Office Chair hard-drive.net/musk-reports-…

Musk Reports Record Profit as Twitter Owner After Finding $5 in Cushion of Jack Dorsey’s Office...

Musk reported a surge in revenue, announcing today that he found a crumpled $5 bill in the cushion of former CEO Jack Dorsey’s office chair.

Nov 18, 2022 · 4:00 PM UTC

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Invest In Tulips! · Nov 18, 2022 · 4:32 PM UTC

Invest In Tulips! @Lag_Ninja

18 Nov 2022

To be fair, with zero employees that would be more profit than Twitter was making before lol

Booftbutt · Nov 18, 2022 · 6:28 PM UTC

Booftbutt @Booftbutt

18 Nov 2022

yo that's how much I offered him to buy twitter

"Bona Drag" · Nov 18, 2022 · 4:55 PM UTC

"Bona Drag" @JackMoz9

18 Nov 2022

Elon could literally buy you for $5😭😭😭😭

sophia debuti · Nov 18, 2022 · 4:13 PM UTC

sophia debuti @faridbomad

18 Nov 2022