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 @stocktalkweekly
16 Nov 2022
BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter
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first order of business? i make a third type of checkmark
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after that i remove all ads from the site and just make it $0.01 to send a tweet and $0.02 to delete a tweet
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then we add an edit button for tweets but if you click it, all that happens is a pop-up shows up that says "lmfao did u make a typo? dumbass" and you can't do anything
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i think maybe i'd officially rename "ratio" to "flipping the bird" just a cute little pun for the website. like you'd get a high score for flipping the bird on someone really hard. but if people think it's cringe, i'll remove it in a day or two

Nov 17, 2022 · 4:05 AM UTC

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Replying to @HardDriveMag
And change ”retweet” to “choke on it.”
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Changing downvotes to "go woke go broke, bro"
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Everyone gets a score on their profile which represents how good they are at ratioing people. There's an option to hide the metric, but if you turn that on, it just makes the label bigger
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If you get seriously ratio'd on a tweet, the little icon starts spinning an making a humming noise
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