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Stock Talk
 @stocktalkweekly
16 Nov 2022
BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter
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first order of business? i make a third type of checkmark
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after that i remove all ads from the site and just make it $0.01 to send a tweet and $0.02 to delete a tweet
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then we add an edit button for tweets but if you click it, all that happens is a pop-up shows up that says "lmfao did u make a typo? dumbass" and you can't do anything

Nov 17, 2022 · 4:01 AM UTC

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i think maybe i'd officially rename "ratio" to "flipping the bird" just a cute little pun for the website. like you'd get a high score for flipping the bird on someone really hard. but if people think it's cringe, i'll remove it in a day or two
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bastard
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The platinum pass lets you cuss. You can’t cuss without it. 20 bucks a month.
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It also locks you out of tweeting for the next 15 minutes.
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Just make the button looks like it's editing the tweet but what it actually does is delete it and repost, with no indication that that's what it's doing.
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it also adds a huge tag that shows you tried to edit it like some dumbass
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