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BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter
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first order of business? i make a third type of checkmark
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after that i remove all ads from the site and just make it $0.01 to send a tweet and $0.02 to delete a tweet

Nov 17, 2022 · 3:59 AM UTC

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then we add an edit button for tweets but if you click it, all that happens is a pop-up shows up that says "lmfao did u make a typo? dumbass" and you can't do anything
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i think maybe i'd officially rename "ratio" to "flipping the bird" just a cute little pun for the website. like you'd get a high score for flipping the bird on someone really hard. but if people think it's cringe, i'll remove it in a day or two
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
don't give him inspiration
Replying to @HardDriveMag
Nah you should make it so that everytime someone press the delete button it actually sends it to everyone's timeline so that we can achieve true Free Speech™
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Nice! Where can i sign up for this?
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Pay $1k and delete someone else's tweet
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