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BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter
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first order of business? i make a third type of checkmark

Nov 17, 2022 · 3:58 AM UTC

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after that i remove all ads from the site and just make it $0.01 to send a tweet and $0.02 to delete a tweet
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then we add an edit button for tweets but if you click it, all that happens is a pop-up shows up that says "lmfao did u make a typo? dumbass" and you can't do anything
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i think maybe i'd officially rename "ratio" to "flipping the bird" just a cute little pun for the website. like you'd get a high score for flipping the bird on someone really hard. but if people think it's cringe, i'll remove it in a day or two
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I think you have to make a sink joke first.
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A green question mark but only if you’ve gotten all the trophies and liked doing it
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a "reads the article" checkmark
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make a checkmark you can only get if you beat the entirety of the soulsborne series w/o summons and it's called the "I'm a nerd please bully me" checkmark
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third one is for verified gamers 😎
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Gamers deserve their own symbol. Official verified gamers.
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You need to go to Tumblr for that
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do it for the lowbies
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Will any of these checkmarks be red? Which is objectively superior to blue?