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16 Nov 2022
BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter

Nov 17, 2022 · 3:58 AM UTC

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first order of business? i make a third type of checkmark
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after that i remove all ads from the site and just make it $0.01 to send a tweet and $0.02 to delete a tweet
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then we add an edit button for tweets but if you click it, all that happens is a pop-up shows up that says "lmfao did u make a typo? dumbass" and you can't do anything
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i think maybe i'd officially rename "ratio" to "flipping the bird" just a cute little pun for the website. like you'd get a high score for flipping the bird on someone really hard. but if people think it's cringe, i'll remove it in a day or two
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
That's the thing. I heard he's putting five golden QR codes in all the Twitter Blue verification e-mails. The five lucky winners will be invited to Twitter headquarters for an exclusive tour with Mr. Musk and meet his Oompa Loompas.
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Why is the CEO of EA tweeting from hard drive's account?
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After the absolute mauling @elonmusk received at the hands of @HardDriveMag back in May when he plagiarized something (very normal for him), I hope he is dumb enough to reply and get ratio'd again 😅
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'Successful applicants will not have pwned Mr. Musk on any form of social media.'
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You owned him on Twitter so legally he has to give you the position
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