Stormtrooper Swears He’s More Accurate When He’s a Little Drunk

Rookie stormtrooper TK-684 recently professed to his peers that he is way more accurate with his standard issue E-11 blaster rifle when he’s a little drunk.

hard-drive.net

Nov 15, 2022 · 6:00 PM UTC

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Kenny MacLeod · Nov 15, 2022 · 6:43 PM UTC

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15 Nov 2022

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Kyle · Nov 17, 2022 · 7:58 PM UTC

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17 Nov 2022

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90'sEdgeLord · Nov 16, 2022 · 1:00 AM UTC

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16 Nov 2022

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Josh Jacks · Nov 15, 2022 · 7:40 PM UTC

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15 Nov 2022

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Could explain why he hit his head on the door.

Andrew Hielscher · Nov 15, 2022 · 7:23 PM UTC

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15 Nov 2022

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The Ballmer Peak theory, but for Stormtroopers.

Powerstar · Nov 15, 2022 · 6:08 PM UTC

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15 Nov 2022

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Sterlingtrooper Archer

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Jude 🦇 @skrunkle.bsky.social · Nov 15, 2022 · 6:01 PM UTC

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15 Nov 2022

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literally could be something we hear in an andor episode lmao