Just fucking tag @JeffGrubb & @Tolkoto directly

You are turning into a...

It really makes you feel like a stapler.

this stapler really made me cry within the first 5 minutes of watching it.

hard drive continues to never miss

"The new stapler™ is positively oozing with charm. Though it may bring some old flaws, it's a step in the right direction for the franchise wrapped in a neat little package that truly makes you feel like a stapler. Though of course, Breath of the Wild did it better"

Indie darling staple

A love letter to classic stapplers

Swingline paid you for this article, don't lie