THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING WITCHES GAY. I SAY GET BEHIND ME SATAN, AHH, AHHHHHHHH

wow Hard Drive decided to go for a double whammy

This is going to end up being a mod now, congrats

I'd buy it

Wait, is this actually real?

I would pay $80 for this version of the game

Here’s some fun trivia y’all might not know: Jones heavily implied that Disney wanted him to play the role of Starlord in Guardians of the Galaxy. He claims he ttend the offer down because he was too busy with the Info War. I know he’s a worm but I wanna see his Starlord so bad.

If only

Trying to imagine what Alex Jones would put out for that role is making me lose my mind