Hogwarts Celebrates Record-Setting Year With Only Four Students Killed

The famed wizarding school celebrated the record-setting fact that only four students were killed at Hogwarts this year.

Oct 18, 2022 · 11:00 PM UTC

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The Liquid Martian · Oct 19, 2022 · 10:53 AM UTC

The Liquid Martian @Liquid_Martian

19 Oct 2022

Hogwarts PTA meetings gotta be heated af.

Roc☆🌈 · Oct 18, 2022 · 11:22 PM UTC

Roc☆🌈 @RocCalli

18 Oct 2022

Forgot what scene that was from for a second and genuinely wondered if Harry was about to cut that dude's face off.

Oct 18, 2022 · 11:09 PM UTC

18 Oct 2022

'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only School Where This Regularly Happens

Tukenfarben · Oct 18, 2022 · 11:12 PM UTC

Tukenfarben @tukenfarben

18 Oct 2022

The way Dumbledore acts, you'd think they were going for the high score.

Tenebrae · Oct 18, 2022 · 11:03 PM UTC

Tenebrae @TenebraeOp

18 Oct 2022

Still less than the average American school

amélie · Oct 20, 2022 · 6:57 PM UTC

amélie @selexel

20 Oct 2022

this doesn't cause uproar because no one cares when a bunch of slavers die