Some of these aren't too bad. Some are what too stupid to be real!

"Dolphin with a gun man" could be repurposed as a Mega Man X villain simply called "Gunner Dolphin". Probably related to Launch Octopus.

Blank Man, Metal Machine Music Man, Tetsuothe Iron Man, Meteor Man, I Feel Like a Woman Man, Stan the Man, Easily Defeated by Someone Else's Weapon Man, Been Funkin Since the World Began Man, Isle of Ip Man, Gentle Indifference of the World Man, All the Presidents Man

This was written in a mall food court.

Uncle Grandpa Man was actually just too hard to beat, as there was an unfixable glitch where one hit point would remain even if you used his weakness, the Merger.

Like at least ten of these describe me. I really groove with the Glenn Washington one in particular.

Easily the best joke in the article is Paul New Man

Number 3 is already canon

Yo I'm in the article

Hugh Jackman man would just get really close to killing you but never finish