My dad is working on the PS6, we have one at my house but it is locked in the office.

My dad is John Nintendo

"What does your uncle do?" "10 years before i was born in 2006, He beat up rats for a freaking cake." "WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL"

Tell you what though, my friend in school's uncle who worked at Nintendo said in 1991 that there'd be a game with Mario and Sonic together, and that did happen, so I guess he was telling the truth all along.

Kirby is a secret Pokémon! My uncle works for Nintendo

Kids these days man. Zero trust. Won't even try using Strength on the truck for Mew

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