“Can Anyone Truly Control Mario?” Ponders Doug Bowser in Philosophical Nintendo Direct

Nintendo America president Doug Bowser suddenly broke down and began posing philosophical ideals about control and games.

Oct 11, 2022 · 3:00 PM UTC

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neomew · Oct 11, 2022 · 3:01 PM UTC

neomew @neomew

11 Oct 2022

Do you want to become one with Mario and control him to do what ever you want?

71% Yes

29% No

24 votes • Final results

Leon Skum · Oct 11, 2022 · 3:08 PM UTC

Leon Skum @zackintosh

11 Oct 2022

The chances of this guy heading Nintendo with that name is still hilarious

Ed · Oct 11, 2022 · 3:55 PM UTC

Ed @goodburger2go

11 Oct 2022

Who is the best voice of Mario?

62% Chris Pratt

38% Chris Pratt

8 votes • Final results

Pafaxu · Oct 11, 2022 · 3:09 PM UTC

Pafaxu @pafaxu

11 Oct 2022

Toby fox writing

Garuabi · Oct 11, 2022 · 3:13 PM UTC

Garuabi @Nuchigaru

11 Oct 2022

We should attempt to control Mario?

Astra 🌠 · Oct 11, 2022 · 3:17 PM UTC

Astra 🌠 @_theAstra

11 Oct 2022

Perchance.