He really didn’t 😂

He’s receiving his Matrix download from his corporate masters as we speak

I'll never understand why people get so mad about s**t like this instead of you know, just accepting that they're grown-ups now and it might be time to look at cinema other than Mario, Sonic, Star Wars, Batman etc

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I do not understand the processing of his master plan but ok I guess

This might be one of your most brilliant satire headlines...but I Pro a haven't seen like 90% of them, soooo yeah. My bad (but I'm gonna blame you because it's funnier that way)

I didn't realize this was satire and i was so mad that they didnt include a video of it in the article

WELL WELL WELL

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