Nintendo Announces Next Console Will Come With 300 Acres of Arable Land to Farm

Nintendo announced today that its next console will come prepackaged with a property deed good for 300 acres of farmland.

Oct 7, 2022 · 1:01 PM UTC

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neomew · Oct 7, 2022 · 6:43 PM UTC

neomew @neomew

7 Oct 2022

Are you w video game farmer?

100% Yes how did you know?

0% No but will someday

6 votes • Final results

Dapper · Oct 7, 2022 · 1:21 PM UTC

Dapper @ScuffedDapper

7 Oct 2022

All they got to do is create a holiday camp where you do farm work for Tom nook with a few villagers in costume. Free labour with profit

@WolfpackMiitomo · Oct 7, 2022 · 1:37 PM UTC

@WolfpackMiitomo @Wolfpackmiitomo

7 Oct 2022

It took me a couple of seconds to understand the joke. Yeah, there were a lot of farm sims in the last Direct.

🌴 🌇 AmberCoyote 🌇 🌴 · Oct 7, 2022 · 1:05 PM UTC

🌴 🌇 AmberCoyote 🌇 🌴 @AmberCoyote

7 Oct 2022

Never thought farming sim would come to switch but here we are.

Gordus man · Oct 7, 2022 · 1:50 PM UTC

Gordus man @GordusBoy

7 Oct 2022

My uncle who works at nintendo left it on his will 😞

BannedFromBuffets · Oct 7, 2022 · 1:04 PM UTC

BannedFromBuffets @BuffetBanned

7 Oct 2022

Fucking awesome. Live on a farm, raise my shrimp, and play Mario. The dream