What is this, the Onion? Anyone ever stupid enough to do this would immediately get incarcerated for violating the rules of house arrest which includes tampering with the ankle monitor. DONT make it a reality. All this does is promote lawlessness.

Did @stopskeletons write this?

Çan doom be played on anything?

I like to think he got the house arrest in the first place just to answer the question: Can it run DOOM?

Skyrim port incoming!

this has to be real

Now it's a joke, hopefully it will be a dream.

Let's be honest, someone has probably done this

But can it run Crysis?

My grandpa after I hack his pacemaker to run Doom