Good News: Kindergarten Classmate Who Conned You Out of Holographic Charizard Is Dead

The little shit you traded your prized Pokémon card to when you were six has finally died, your hometown’s local paper confirmed.

Sep 30, 2022 · 7:00 PM UTC

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Doom Scromitariat: Free Parking division ☭ · Sep 30, 2022 · 7:13 PM UTC

Doom Scromitariat: Free Parking division ☭ @DoomScrollingML

30 Sep 2022

Fuck you Dustin!

Arvae · Oct 1, 2022 · 10:48 AM UTC

Arvae @Arvae101

1 Oct 2022

mine was stolen and rubbed up on a concrete drive way. He's still alive. Fucking cunt...

Human『Cat』 · Sep 30, 2022 · 7:50 PM UTC

Human『Cat』 @CatLaCat

30 Sep 2022

Good. Fuck you Dejan.