Can we also talk about the moment in Gen 2 where your mom asks you if you know how the phone works and then goes on to explain it anyways, no matter what you say?

Who's your next starter pokemon for SV?

God, I hope so.

Accompanied by the most boring story so far.

game freak confirms the same 6 people who barely finagled their way around a gameboy are still the entire dev team "why bother hiring people who have a clue or making good games if people buy them no matter how objectively remedial even compared to a late PS2 game they are?"

80 text boxes about potato mochi later.

that's just gates to infinity

X -> Settings -> Text Speed -> Fast

and it better be long and pointless, dammit!

It better hold your hand to tell you where to go next, and it's literally the building right next to you but you're too stupid to figure it out for yourself like in SwSh. 😂