In the Gotham Tv show (and several other adaptations) Alfred appears to be Batman's only servant. He must spend all day every day cooking and cleaning. the last job i want.

Boss is rich as shit, and thinks of you as grandpa, has cool toys for you to play with while he's out at his day job or night job, if he gets caught by the police all his stuff is yours and you had NO IDEA officer- you just clean his pants!

Alfred is based af tho.

where’s that twitter thread of people alfred-posting that the dude is like infinitely much cooler than batman because he has a gun like for real

Batman needs me?