Ha HA! Disney thinks that secret commie fruit money will make up for their losses and total brand destruction. Keep making those decisions, Disney. You'll be bankrupt and selling assets at a discount in no time.

You wake up and find a Eevee next to you, do you hug it?

It's not going to be some tired stereotype is it?

We'll have to cut an entire minute of footage for the Chinese release!

When will Wokeny stop

Marketing genius here to give advice: Disney's making a mistake releasing these first gay characters without any reason. They should wait until they get embroiled in a controversy and THEN make one of their characters gay to get out of it (See: Blizzard Entertainment)