It's a tough industry.

Who says they don't?

It's a terrible meeting of "trying to match pre-rendered lip movements", "translated script to match the pre-rendered dialogue timing" and "not enough in the budget to hire better actors".

"now it's Reyn time"

I just want them to have a normal tone of voice and not sound like they're in a high school play. Because it just makes me think they're shit at voice acting.

Maybe they do

Anyone that Nintendo hires to say anything, dubbed or not, sounds like there’s someone off camera with a gun aimed at them. I can’t even watch Treehouse stuff.

I mean... have you met their audience?

They get paid like a sandwich and a Cola, I think

They just found someone who speaks Japanese and kidnapped them to translate live.