Just wait until that one kid uploads the Kissing Tag mod. OP can't compete with social credit. And yes Kissing Tag was a thing kids in my school used to play because children are dumb.

Who would win in a game of red light green light browser or eggman or ganondorf or Ridley

Most would call for nerfs here but really the more fun option would be strategic buffs to other children to counter the outlier

Nerf him before he Nerfs you.

this calls for a nerf

It’s Nerf or nothing