Now watch this actually happen.

They’re just free-styling in the writers room

If Netflix is producing I can believe it

Well no shit its a mess of a story and executives are out of place.

I can actually believe that Hollywood executives are dumb enough to do this in reality

WOAAAAAAAAOAAAAA WORDS THAT KILL

Man, it's gonna be really funny when they fail to meet the basic criteria for a good film and then they blame the failure on the fact that the fans weren't appeased while also telling everyone that this film wasn't made for them and completely lose sight of comprehensive stories.

So literally every Hollywood adaptation of a video game ever.

Just like halo and every other shitty videogame adaptation, bc execs always do what they think will make the most money instead of making the most faithful product, which probably would make more money.

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