That wasn't satirical enough to feel not like a real thing one of those sh"*heads would write.

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So they got @washingtonpost involved?

Thank you, local sex offender, for your input

We all read how second life ended cant wait metaverse dooing the speedrun version of it.

Why would I be excited about a game without feet?

What did they mean by this

Finally, someone that can really represent the Metaverse community as a whole

Finally, something for NFT users by NFT users