I wonder if Kirby uses the other kind of protection too

This is because giving him a gun makes him less dangerous. Yes, he can shoot things, but he loses the ability to devour and endless number of living beings. Keep Kirby armed to keep his mouth closed!

How much did the gun lobby pay you to write this? Kirby is far too irresponsible to own a firearm. Remember the Smash Bros incident, where Kirby stole an UNREGISTERED FIREARM and shot several beloved celebrities before being restrained?

I’m sick and tired of this kirbyganda being spewed constantly by the middlist-upper-diagonal-right media! #AKAB #defundkirby #kingdeedeedee2024

Chad opinion

Does Kirby actually own a gun, or does he just steal guns from other people?

Truly the only good guy with a gun.

I still think Hammer is more effective

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a Kirby that ate a gun.