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Then you will be jailed.
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Queue the people correcting him that it’s G-Virus not T-Virus.
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They get a promotion for each shoulder eyeball. 💰💰💰
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That's really more like your upper arm than your shoulder, get back to work
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Too real, Hard Drive. Too. Real.
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I'm sorry but CDC guidance does not list "8 foot tall step-on-me-mommy-vibes" as symptomatic of this illness at this time, and you're out of PTO.
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This is pretty irresponsible. They should at least follow Dr Salvador's medical advice and wear a sack over their head.
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The joke has layers.
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My eyeball is just large and I wouldn't consider it giant yet...should I still come in?
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This isn't real. Corporate would totally make them work with a giant eyeball growing out of their bodies.