His collection of slightly differently leveled Magikarp, which took ages to build - suddenly worthless :c It's okay though I'm sure he can find some sucker passing through Mnt.Moon.... actually he's sitting on a gold mine! And every Magikarp makes even more Magikarp!

You have to commend someone who’s rocking a whole team of high level magikarps.

Walking up to a fisherman with a voltorb I picked out of the trash to beat his entire lineup that's been by this side for years.

where did you get this secret developer copy of pokemon emerald 16:9 ratio

Bug Catcher utterly baffled by existence of Fire type Pokemon

Nonsense. There are only three Pokémon: Magikarp, Goldeen and Poliwag.