You miss spelled Biden

“Peacock thanks our family, helping us keep the lights on every pay cycle”

I almost scrolled past this because I saw “Peacock” first and thought it was an ad. My brain is trained to automatically skip past ads in anyway possible. One time I broke my TV back before streaming was a thing. I’m also banned from Madison Square for life.

Seeking Profit, Peacock Begins to Charge User $4,500 a Month

I just spent a weak watching the entirety of Columbo on peacock. So I think they're cool.

Bro dont give them ideas

"We here at Peacock understand you need to rewatch The Office for the 6th time, so we're gonna make you pay far out the ass for it."