Replying to @HardDriveMag
Shane is my favorite—I don’t care that he’s a depressed alcoholic, I can marry him quickly if I buy him pizza and beer.
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I love becoming this guys friend then restoring the community center, putting him out of a job
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
I started playing Stardew valley just a couple days ago. I hate Shane, he's always mean to me :( Almost everyone else is usually cool, but he's just always mean :(
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Anybody who bothers trying to fix Shane is such a cuck who wants to be loved even if it means being spat on for 4 months. Not worth it.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
It would be Shane.
Replying to @HardDriveMag
if u want Shane to befriend you go to the bar every night & buy him a beer. it’s also one of the fastest ways to make a lot of friends, esp on Saturdays :-) buy everyone beer
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I love it when you give them a shitty gift because they'll say they hate it then take it anyway
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Shane is r/antiwork socialist
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