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GBurke59 on Cortex

YEEE HAW! He goes fast, but not fast enough.

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Finally a Sonic game made for real fans.
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That first para needs a repeated statement excised 👍
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His bladder and bowels have Blast Processing ™️
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I assure you that Sonic taking an explosive shit every minute is deeply tied to the lore of Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Where did you think "Gotta Go Fast" come from?
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Honestly kind of disappointed here. This is such surface-level stuff you could apply it to any game. Please hire me @HardDriveMag, I can write much more nuanced Sonic toilet humor.
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Lmaoo
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Gotta shit fast!
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I actually think this is the cutting edge immersion that's missing from so many of today's video games
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