Speedrunner Doesn’t Believe Girlfriend’s Tool-Assisted Orgasm Valid

SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing that manual orgasms with non-modified…

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violets rise up · Jul 17, 2022 · 4:14 PM UTC

violets rise up @viohazard_Y2K

17 Jul 2022

Replying to @HardDriveMag

the best steam name i ever came up with was masturbation (TAS)

Ren · Jul 16, 2022 · 9:06 PM UTC

Ren @RenegadeVFX

16 Jul 2022

Replying to @HardDriveMag @trihex

Anyone who has to use a glitch to get their partner off didn’t really get them off. Unless you had consensual sex in the missionary position solely for the purpose of procreation (as the devs intended!) then you getting them off didn’t count. Smh

EsperHubb · Jul 16, 2022 · 6:39 PM UTC

EsperHubb @EsperHubb

16 Jul 2022

Replying to @HardDriveMag

I was not prepared for today. My stomach hurts from laughing at this headline.

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Tequila Sunset; The End of All Things · Jul 16, 2022 · 5:50 PM UTC

Tequila Sunset; The End of All Things @Senior_Tadpoles

16 Jul 2022

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Even if he did get her off it would still be tool assisted.